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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Did you lose your mind all at once, or was it a slow, gradual process? There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Wherever you go, there you are. Bored now. I am not left-handed. Oh no, I just love lying here bleeding in horseshit. Help me up. Mogwai. Today's a good day to die, and better company than most. Who Watches The Watchmen? A wretched hive of scum and villainy. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie. Lie to me. Put your lips together and blow. All that stays is gold. Gold dust. Silent all these years. A tale as old as time. Lying in the gutter looking up at the stars. All we are is stardust. A star at night. A star is born. Third star to the left and straight on til morning. Good morning! good morning to you! Callo callay oh frumious day. Zippadeedoodahzippadeeday. I've got a bad feeling about this... Look at me! I'm dancing crazy! I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. Meep meep. Being green, easy it is not. I am a leaf on the wind. Aren't you a little short to be a Stormtrooper? In the name of love, one night in the name of love. Carpe Diem. Gecko Sex Satellite. Be excellent to each other. Sometimes when you fall, you fly.

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SPOILER WARNING! Please note that this journal is spoiler free... if I have anything spoiler-y to discuss, I will put it behind a cut tag. I expect you to do the same please. Otherwise don't be surprised if I decide to defriend you, no offense.

Only tolerance will be tolerated, only respect will be respected.

Warning: This Journal May Contain Fannish Content! Some posts may not be suitable for those of a nervous disposition or the very young. I am an adult, and although I don't mind how old you are, I expect you to behave in a respectful manner. I reserve the right to spank you as if you were a small child if you act like one. I suffer from habitual congenital debilitating geekery, and sadly it is extremely contagious. I accept no liability if my geekery gives you warts. Journal contents may be scalding hot and may explode if shaken. While I don't read or write slash, many of my friends do. They and you are welcome here. If you don't know what slash is, be grateful, and also I don't know what you're talking about. I deny everything. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove nothing, punk. Journal contents may smoulder occasionally and give off coloured smoke and bad smells. Do not be alarmed. But do be alert. The world needs more lerts.

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